Thursday, October 11, 2007

The Annual Beast's World Halloween Rant

We're just a couple short weeks away from my least favorite holiday of the year, Halloween. Oh, sure, the horror-movie-fests on IFC are fun to watch, but having my evening interrupted by packs of germ-ridden neighborhood children, the oldest and most obnoxious of which often don't even bother to wear costumes, is just the worst. Then I heard about a great new program this year, and I'm thinking of signing up. Absolutely free of charge, you get:

  • A sign for your house that says "No Candy at this Residence"
  • To stay in your house from 6 PM on Halloween night until the next morning
  • To not have to answer the door to your house for all that time
The only catch? You have to register as a sex offender.

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