We're just a couple short weeks away from my least favorite holiday of the year, Halloween. Oh, sure, the horror-movie-fests on IFC are fun to watch, but having my evening interrupted by packs of germ-ridden neighborhood children, the oldest and most obnoxious of which often don't even bother to wear costumes, is just the worst. Then I heard about a great new program this year, and I'm thinking of signing up. Absolutely free of charge, you get:
- A sign for your house that says "No Candy at this Residence"
- To stay in your house from 6 PM on Halloween night until the next morning
- To not have to answer the door to your house for all that time
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