Thursday, January 08, 2009

5 Hour Injury Drink

5 Hour Energy has maybe the worst collection of spokesmen ever assembled:

  • New York Giants DE Osi Umenyiora: Missed the entire '08 season with a preseason ligament tear.
  • Cleveland Browns WR Braylon Edwards: Had a near-terminal case of the dropsies during the '08 season. Had his second-lowest total receiving yards ever and only 3 touchdowns for the whole year.
  • Some loser NASCAR driver I've never heard of: I had to look this guy up, and it turns out he's Rusty Wallace's son. He's never won a race and is still in the NASCAR minor leagues. Oh yeah, and he also has Tourette's. Twitching, energy drinks, and racecars: it's a winning combination!

1 comment:

  1. Hahahaha. I have had the same sentiment about their spokesmen. Nice job, 5HE.

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