Friday, May 11, 2007

I Feel Like Chicken Tonight...

Or at least I did, until I found this delicious treat sitting on my backyard picnic table bench. I can't figure out where it came from, unless there's a nest on my roof that I can't see, and even then the trajectory to have it end up there is one in a million. Yuck, now I've got to go clean this mess up.

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  1. yuck, wtf is that?? a chicken? a bird? a fetus? a slug? I can't even tell.

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  2. It's a dead baby bird, probably not much past fetal stage, that most likely fell out of its nest and landed on my picnic bench. I've since decided to keep them upside-down on top of the table when not in use to minimize the splatter area for bird abortions as well as their turds.

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