Thursday, November 08, 2007

Expired Thoughts

I had a number of things that I'd intended to be individual blog posts over the last week, but I never got around to it, and now they're well past their expiration date.  Nonetheless, take a whiff from the curdled milk carton that is my mind:

- The Giants came through their game in London without any major injuries, a minor miracle in and of itself.  Soccer is not like football, and a soccer pitch is not a good football field.  British fans don't care about football (as evidenced by the closed seating sections) and don't understand it either (as evidenced by the whistles coming from the stands and by the boos at the end of the game when the Giants killed the clock.)  Hopefully the NFL learns a lesson and leaves American football in America where it belongs.

- Joe Torre needs to look up the definition of "insult".  Hint: it's not $5 million with a $3 million incentive bonus when you haven't even won an AL title in seven years.  I just hope you don't take too much of our talent out to L.A. with you. 

-  So long, Mr. April (a.k.a. A-Rod).  I hope you end up making less money because your wife takes half of whatever contract you sign.

- Fido is a fantastic movie, recommended for fans of zombies, fans of '50s sitcoms, fans of Billy Connolly, and fans of satire.

5 comments:

  1. You neglected to congratulate the Red Sox and Red Sox fans everywhere for their victory...

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  2. Yeah shithead, why haven't you congratulated the sox? You still pissed about seeing Rivera blow a three run lead and the yanks getting eliminated fromt he division race in baltimore in last weekend of the season? remember? Oh and remember how you propositioned that male prostitute after the game? - Anonymous

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  3. OK, OK...congratulations to Red Sox fans for doing absolutely nothing except rooting for a team that had the good fortune of having the team that had the best chance of knocking them out of the playoffs knocked out themselves in the first round.

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  4. Now, that didn't sound like a congrats to the Red Sox team to me. Pappy wants your congrats...!!

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  5. Looks like you gotta change your post about Gay-Rod.

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